Which armrest is yours?

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Connor Walsh, Co-Sports Editor

    You’re sitting in the movie theater, about to enjoy a beautiful love story, or maybe a movie with a bunch of explosions or something.  I don’t know, whatever you’re into.  Just before the movie is about to start, another cool dude walks in that enjoys chick flicks or explosions, and decides to sit down next to you.  The question is, which one of the armrests is yours?  

     While most people would be nice and give up an armrest for the new movie goer, the correct thing to do is realize that you were there first, and the other person does not have any entitlement to an armrest.  If they wanted an armrest, they should have gotten there earlier.  If the guy believes that he is entitled to an armrest, he probably thinks that hot dogs are sandwiches.